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So back in high school and during my first years of working i had a girlfriend, for sake of anonymity lets call her Kaci. She went to college as her family was wealthy and i had to work. No big deal. She made it clear that i wasn't good enough for her and even when we dated in high school she needed to involve another person in our relationship against my will. Kaci not wanting to be sexually involved with either of us forced me and this boy to preform sexually on each other. I have never been attracted to men and this boy was in no way attracted to me, but we did it to appease her. She tried to gaslight me into thinking i was a close-minded bigot for not wanting another sexual partner to worry about. I was guilted into believing her somewhat at my own personal risk, which i was encouraged to ignore.

While Kaci was in college she met another couple. This couple were cousins and lesbians. At the same time with each other. She began dating these two with out my knowledge. She also had a boyfriend at this time, so our relationship was Me, Kaci, two cousins and some random man. I tried to make it work, i was disgusted by the incest. I again was gaslit into believing i was insane; they were lesbians, so it was alright cause they cant reproduce so its fine, i was told. Love is love and if these lovers happen to be related by blood that wasn't an issue.

When she eventually told me about them i invited them to my home and we tried to talk through a lot of things. It being three against one i was left unable to even express my concerns. During a visit to her and her partners place i finally had enough of their bullshit and snapped. But was it the incestuous relationship or continuing risk to my safety i was concerned with? No. We got into an argument over quinoa. I had merely suggested getting some quinoa and was met with discourse that all quinoa was picked by child slaves and there was no ethical source of the grain. Beyond that she believed that eating it was cultural appropriation. I tried bringing up her acai berries and other foods she consumes which would be met with the same arguments. She still ate chocolate, we all know the slavery issues with that. She ate many Japanese foods while she herself not being Japanese. Her cabinet contained at this time chia seeds which are native to Central and South America. In fact, under capitalism, there is no ethical consumption at all. I finally snapped at her total hypocrisy and left forever. Hope she and her incestuous lovers are doing well and not eating any culturally inappropriate foods.

Here's how i make Coffee Jelly:

coffee jelly
inspired by mob psycho 100


2.5 cups of hot coffee
1 .25 oz packet gelatin
4 tbs (or more to taste) sugar


Pour the coffee into a sauce pan adding sugar and gelatin powder. Stir and bring to a boil. Once at a rapid boil remove from heat and pour into a 9x9 baking pan. Chill in fridge until solidified around 2-3 hours. Slice into squares with a sharp knife. Serve in drinks or top with whipped cream.